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    Mad Collector rodarkone's Avatar

    Oare daca am face asa ceva in Romania ce s-ar intampla ?

    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )
    Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

    I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the home less guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

    So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

    - Alex

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    Administrator MonkY's Avatar
    LOOOOL. Fara comentarii.

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    Senior Member DonAdryan's Avatar
    OMG! Is this a real story?

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    Mad Collector rodarkone's Avatar
    Cat se poate de reala (nu mi-am dat seama decat acum ca am postat aiurea )

    Oricum mi-ar place sa pot aplica aceasta metoda cand:

    1. banca la cu care am facut un contract a introdus un comision de 5 RON la depunere in cont (eu trebuie sa fac 120 depuneri x 5 ron ... calculati si voi cati bani se duc pe apa sambetei) desi in contrat nu era specificat nimic (Decat evident clauza ca banca poate face ce vrea si eu trebuie sa o sug)

    2. in fata lui boc/basescu/pogea - care au decis peste noapte sa taie toate sporurile si astfel salarium meu a scazut cu 20 % desi ma duc ca boul la servici in weekend si fac ore suplimentare pentru ca asa vor ei

    3. in fata doctorilor care iti cer spaga de la obraz ca sa te consulte/etc desi mie din salariu imi opreste 180 EU lunar pentru asigurari (De tot felul) si fiind tanar nu vad doctorul nici macar 1 data la 2-3 ani.

    4. in fata politistilor din trafic care in loc sa dirijeze intersectiile aglomerate stau frumos pe stradute si te amenteaza (iti retin permisul) pentru ca ai trecut pe rosu, desi erai deja in mijlocul intersectiei si trebuia sa dai prioritate masinilor care veneau din dreapta (dupa justificarile lor ar fi trebuit sa ramai in intersectie - si luai doar amenda) sau sa astepti (probabil toata viata) sa se degreveze intersectia (desi aceasta nu era blocata - masinile curgeau din sensul opus normal doar s-au oprit la culoarea rosie si atunci s-a putut trece de centrul intersectiei, semafoarele nefiind desincronizate) culmea e ca erau 4 echipaje pe straduta/ 1 echipaj care filma in intersectie (surprinzand soferii) si 1 echipaj pe motor (in caz ca incercai sa fugi) - ca sa nu mai zic ca erau oprite peste 30 autoturisme carora li s-a imputat aceeasi greseala (doar nu erau toti cei 30 soferi NEBUNI sa treaca pe rosu) la fiecare semafor se opreau 4-5 masini pe dreapta pe straduta.

    5. as dori sa fac treaba asta celor care au scumpit benzina cand barilul de petrol a sarit la 140 - 160 $ insa au uitat sa o ieftineasca cand aceasta a scazut la 50 $

    6. as dori sa fac treaba asta tuturor politicienilor care au afaceri pentru ca e clar ca functia politica este incompatibila cu calitatea de om de afaceri (practic afacerea prospera pentru ca omu e politician nu pentru ca ar fi un "viguros" om de afaceri)

    Si probabil ca lista poate continua ...

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    Senior Member DonAdryan's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by rodarkone View Post
    Cat se poate de reala
    Pfff... Unbeliveble! Oare de unde dreaq are adresa lui de e-mail? Tot din portofel?

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    Senior Member Khan's Avatar
    Daca ai face asa ceva in Romania... este foarte probabil sa fii arestat pentru ca l-ai amenintat pe hot. Iar daca ai da un astfel de email, mai ales cum mailurile si telefoanele ne sunt ascultate, toate sansele sunt ca politia sa se autosesizeze si sa te trezesti ca te ridica la sectie pentru un calup de declaratii.
    Nici macar n-au nevoie de dovezi. Se bazeaza pe marturia ta virtuala

    Traim in Romania!

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    Senior Member DonAdryan's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Khan View Post
    Daca ai face asa ceva in Romania... este foarte probabil sa fii arestat pentru ca l-ai amenintat pe hot. Iar daca ai da un astfel de email, mai ales cum mailurile si telefoanele ne sunt ascultate, toate sansele sunt ca politia sa se autosesizeze si sa te trezesti ca te ridica la sectie pentru un calup de declaratii.
    Nici macar n-au nevoie de dovezi. Se bazeaza pe marturia ta virtuala

    Traim in Romania!
    Neah, in Romania copiezi modelul Becali si spui ca ai glumit!

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    Senior Member Nariggar's Avatar
    Bine i-a facut, are noroc hotul ca nu l-a si batut.
    Faza asta imi aduce aminte de tinerete (acu vreo 10ani) cind 2 au incercat sa-mi fure haina de piele si i-am batut cu bita lor de baseball de le-a sunat apa in cap. Bineinteles ca politaii s-au luat de mine ca de ce i-am batut (de sintem in Romania), ca trebuia sa-i las sa ma fure si sa ma duc la politie sa fac sesizare (ca ei sa nu-mi mai gaseasca niciodata bunurile sustrase), norocul meu a fost ca au fost citeva persoane care au depus marturie si in felul asta s-a elucidat problema.
    Asta e doar o scurta relatare, deasemeni reala, din ce se intimpla pe strazile din Romania. Practic politia vrea sa ne lasam furati ca sa poata interveni ei, desteapta miscare ce sa spun, si atunci eu la ce naiba am mai facut autoaparare?

    Cum zicea si Darky sint situatii mai nasolae decit cea in care vrea cineva sa-ti sustraga bunurile si in care nu putem interveni, Romania e tara tuturor posibilitatilor dar nu pentru noi, oamenii de rind care muncim de ne spetim.

    Hai sa fim noi sanatosi, sa aveti o zi frumoasa.

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    Member coeziv's Avatar
    foooooooaaaaaaaaarte taaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeee ! ! ! ! ! !
    Sunt fanul tipului !

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    is the man! trickz's Avatar
    I'm sorry you ****ted your pants

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