Chuck Norris jokes!

[Runn3rX]

Chuck Norris once watched "Two Girls, One Cup" and ate chocolate ice cream afterwards.

[daredevil]

Qe ce chuck norris nu si-a pierdut virginitatea?
A:Chuck Norris nu pierde niciodata

[x2z]

Nu stiu daca a mai fost, dar e una din poantele la care am ras foarte mult :
Chuck Norris poate tranti o usa rotativa !

[dadu093]

C�nd Alexander Graham Bell a inventat telefonul, a văzut că avea două apeluri nepreluate de la Chuck Norris.

[axton]

Nu exista bomba atomica , e doar Chuck Norris cand sare din avion si da cu pumnii in pamant.
They once invented the Chuck Norris toilet paper ... but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

[Danny]

1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C � TWICE.
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris� computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris� email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC.
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn�t have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris�s Dot matrix printer prints photos � in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris� PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare�no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit � Nobody hits Chuck Norris� website.

[mof990]

Chuck Norris poate sa intre pe usa fara ca usa sa se deschida.

[OlBlueEyes]

[Clopotarul]

[Remember5N]

Chuck Norris are un covor din piele de urs. Defapt ursul e viu, dar ii este frica sa se miste.

[CrysMM]

- De ce nu este Chuck Norris introdus ca boss de nivel in jocuri?
- Pai in felul asta cine mai poate termina jocul?

Si asta:

[A_A_A]

Chuck Norris face gratar de cuburi de gheata si stinge focul cu benzina.

[valentin2007]

Chuck Norris a reușit sa vorbească 1000 de minute de la cosmote într-o ora

[Dant3]

Si apoi a terminat minutele nelimitate de la Digi

[Hansel31]

in cealalta ora

[Mayhem]

Chuck Norris a mancat bataie in Romania de doua ori!!!

[dtancu]

Chuck Norris are cauciucuri de toamna.

[BigBibi]

Chuck Norris traverseaza Siberia in pielea goala fara sa simta frigul strabate Sahara imbracat ca un eschimos fara sa se coaca de caldura traverseaza Pacificul mergand pe fund prin Groapa Marianelor fara sa se inece .

[forsakenbv]

1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C � TWICE.
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris� computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris� email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC.
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn�t have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris�s Dot matrix printer prints photos � in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris� PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare�no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit � Nobody hits Chuck Norris� website.

Trist.
"Într-o zi, o viperă l-a muşcat pe Chuck Norris de picior. După 2 săptămâni de chinuri groaznice vipera a murit."
BEST: pe Chuck Norris l-a facut o matusa,...ca nimeni nu avea curajul sa se culce cu ma-sa ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[stefannt]

Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.