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Thread: Injuraturi "culte"

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    Admin MonkY's Avatar

    Injuraturi "culte"

    O sa spuneti ca am luat-o razna cu threadul asta. Cum adica "injuratura" + "cultura" in aceeasi propozitie? Well, mi-a venit ideea azi... cand am auzit niste "romanasi" de-ai nostrii injurandu-se ca la usa cortului, si de plictiseala am incercat sa-mi imaginez cum ar fi reactionat sa intervin si eu in discutie cu niste "injuraturi" atat de funny si de ciudate incat sa devina chiar interesanta "cearta" inclusiv pentru cei din jur (care saracii nu aveau nici-o vina in a asculta aberatiile legate de mame, morti, raniti si dumnezeii lor). Prin urmare, hai sa vedem ce va trece prin cap.

    Atentie, daca vad un singur cuvant urat... ne suparam. Rau si aplicam si regulamentul. Let me give it a try (plus cateva dintr-o reclama foarte veche, cu niste ultrasi "suparati"):

    Crosetati-as o esarfa!
    Urcate-as la stele!
    Cantati-as o serenada!
    Gadilati-as talpile!
    Culegeami-ai flori de camp!
    Dati-as un cadou simbolic!
    Tatuati-as un delfin!
    Infloriti-as liliacul!
    Invitate-as la opera!
    Vedeate-as ascuns!
    Overclockami-ai procesorul!
    Rezolvami-ai ecranul albastru!
    Inghetati-ar conducta de apa calda!

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    Member leo_cosmin's Avatar
    Lipi-mi-ai o cratima!

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    CG Editor Dant3's Avatar

    Re: Injuraturi "culte"

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkY View Post

    Crosetati-as o esarfa!
    Urcate-as la stele!
    Cantati-as o serenada!
    Gadilati-as talpile!
    Culegeami-ai flori de camp!
    Dati-as un cadou simbolic!
    Tatuati-as un delfin!
    Infloriti-as liliacul!
    Invitate-as la opera!
    Vedeate-as ascuns!
    Overclockami-ai procesorul!
    Rezolvami-ai ecranul albastru!
    Inghetati-ar conducta de apa calda!
    Lipsesc cratime

    c�teva de la mine care respecta tema principala a forumului:

    canta-mi-ai la microfon (singstar@ps3) si pupa-ti-as buzele(Lips@xbox)
    Licita-mi-as jocurile pana ma �nverzesc
    Moda-mi-as consola Donely!

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    Member MihneaWii's Avatar
    Mancami-ai cratima .
    Sugeami-ai virgula.
    Sa ma sugi de vlaga.

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    CG Editor Dant3's Avatar

    Re: Injuraturi "culte"

    Quote Originally Posted by MihneaWii View Post
    Manca-mi-ai cratima .
    Sugea-mi-ai virgula.
    Sa ma sugi de vlaga.
    Fixed

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    Vires Intus eagle-eye's Avatar
    Sugi o ceapa.

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    Member MihneaWii's Avatar
    Sorry . Dante, I had my doubts when I wrote it .

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    Junior Member bad69's Avatar

    Re: Injuraturi "culte"

    Una clasica:
    Baga-mi-as banii la cec!

    Sent from my Galaxy Xcover

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    Senior Member Marinake's Avatar
    Gadilami-ai morcovelul
    Fructuti gura mentei
    Sa te fruct
    Inecate-ai cu afine
    Mananci un nap

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    One Man Army Cristy's Avatar
    Dati-as la mure.

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    Junior Member lddman25's Avatar
    Si desigur pt toti jucatorii pasionati (obsedati) de World of Warcraft:

    -Bei un W.o.W?

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    Member chesterb's Avatar
    unde-i aia a lui connect-or!?

    Mai dă-te-n dragostea mea!

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    Member andreiaka's Avatar
    O agresat-o cu smardanu la clocitoare

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    Senior Member BizZare's Avatar
    avertisment: Nu mă supăra ca te-njur juma' de ora fără să mă repet!

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    Member chris diaz's Avatar
    Da-te-n sa...natate...
    Ce urmeaza nu-i deloc funny.

    https://www.facebook.com/spdolj/videos/2002485963328023/

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    Member ccheep84's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by chris diaz View Post
    Da-te-n sa...natate...
    Ce urmeaza nu-i deloc funny.

    https://www.facebook.com/spdolj/videos/2002485963328023/
    Sau tot legat de sanatate: "Multa sanatate,c-apoi bolile te-ajung ele din urma".

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    Junior Member Bisti's Avatar
    Neah ... cea mai buna auzită de mine:
    Sa fii tu sanatos cat am fost eu bolnav!

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    Junior Member anapopa's Avatar
    Sa ma vezi cum ma vede un orb!

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