You: hello

Stranger: Hey

You: pls tell me you're not a perv

Stranger: OH THANK GOD

Stranger: A normal person.

Stranger: I'm not a perv

Stranger: I'm GUESSING that you are a girl?

You: phew..

You: nop

You: I'm a boy

Stranger: Ahh, well I'm a girl

You: nice to meet you

Stranger: Hahah

Stranger: =P

Stranger: Asl?

You: 17 m ro

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