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I need a porn star because I hate my life

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naspa... I Hate a dog because I'm ugly is not true [-(

I did a blowjob to a travesty because that's what I am =))

I pissed on a bowl of cereals because I've got perfect abs :))

I got married with a cookie jar because I’m sexy ? :))
lol nice
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I did a blowjob to your mom because i hate my life. :-/

i ****ed a robot because i was horny ... =))

I smoked weed with an egg because because I smoked crack ! lol

I shot a clown because i smoked crack :please:

I pissed off a drug dealer because i`m sexy. WTF? I`m a boy!!! lol

I fu*ked your grandmother because i'm sexy :>

I need a trevesty because I'm horny.

Ahahaha nops66 esti nascut in aceeasi zi cu mine :D.

I shot Barney the Dinosaur because I hate my life! =))

I took a crap on a horse because I'm sexy...

I need a vaccum cleaner because i'm sexy

i ran naked with a piece of **** because i stink :))....buna asta

I killed a travesty because I have perfect Abs >:)

I shot a piece of **** because i hate my life

I hate a robot because I'm sexy :neener: