Don't pass on this service-based edition of EpicBattleCry as we debate EA's new online content strategy, break out the flashlights to spot Alan Wake's upcoming DLC, discuss Shank, MW2 Maps, Mass Effect's lack of character, BFBC2's gaming onslaught and a whole hell of a lot more! Give your brain a break and let the Axe Lords break it down for ya real nice like. There's moon pies involved.