Step into the Octagon as we put a choke hold on all of this "Online Pass" crap. THQ, Ubisoft say "Sign Me Up!", Gamers say "Shut up!", and we attempt to not go Belly Up as we debate the controversial issue. Plus, Killzone 3-D revealed, Heavy Rain - the film?, Sonic slows down and Bulletstorm heats up on this bloody, testosterone-feuled edition of the ole' EpicBattleCry. Bring your own ointment.