pai am cateva din partea lui niko .
"Brucie: Do you wanna learn something, or do you wanna make fun?
Niko: Make fun.

Doctor: Did he died of natural causes?
Niko: A bullet in the head seems to be very natural in this city.

Niko: (cand e beat si striga dupa taxi) Yellow car !!"

una mai serioasa din mafia:
"Hitman: Mr. Salieri sends his regards. "