Imi pare rau, dar printre cele mai bune pe care mi le amintesc eu sunt din jocuri de PC, seria Baldur in principal. Ca de exemplu:

Minsc:

"We are all heroes: You and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere! Rejoice!"

Tiax:

"The day comes when Tiax will point and click!"
"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later."

Protagonistul:

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

"Forsoothe, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!"

"Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of, and my armor has been chafing a bit, ya know?"

"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."

Well-Adjusted Al:

"Hi, I'm Well-Adjusted Al, and my prices are sensible. I used to be called Crazy Al, but therapy has convinced me that selling plate armour for 3 gold pieces and a small duck was no way to get ahead in business."

As continua, dar lista e enorma.