The difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs?
One's a pharmacist, the other's a drug dealer.

Why couldnt a blind black guy read?
Because he was black.

Why are black people so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a black guy having sex?
Rape.

What's the difference between a black jew and a white jew?
The black jew sits in the back of the gas chamber.

What's long and black?
The unemployment line.

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a black priest?
Holy ****.

Which are the 3 things that a black man can't get?
A black eye, a black lip and a job.