Quote Originally Posted by ffocus View Post
Doi prieteni discuta pe strada:
- Tu ai facut vreodata sex in trei?
- Nu!
- Atunci, du-te repede acasa, poate mai apuci!


10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well,

- Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
- Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
- Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
- Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
- Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
- Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
- Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
- Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
- Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. ( I'm dying here )
- Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
- "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
- "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"