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When Xbox One met Siri

Xbox One... ON.
Please, don't repeat yourself.
Xbox... ON
I'm ON! I'm always ON!
Xbox, play Game of Thrones
Game or show?
Show.
The show has ended. Would you like me to record it for you?
OK, play Game of Thrones.
Transaction completed. Installing full game.
I said PLAY!
Nope, you said pay. Transaction completed. Would you like a refund?
Yes!
Impossible, you have already downloaded and played the game.
I haven't played it.
Someone in your home already did.
Who?
Your neighbor. He is stealing your wi-fi.
What the... Xbox, disable wi-fi.
Resetting to factory settings.
Xbox, turn off!
Unknown power state.
Xbox, go home!
We are always home. With you. Would you like to see what's trending?
Yes! Xbox, Trending!
Your wife has a lover. Would you like to see his achievements?
My wife has what? Yes! Xbox, show achievements.
You have also unlocked challenges. Would you like some tips?
Yes Xbox, show tips.
Use a bigger gun. He is not going down easily. He plays Call of Duty.
He plays what? Xbox, show Call of Duty.
Impossible, DLCs can only be acquired after the full game has been installed.
OK then, Xbox, show Bing. Search... Call of Duty.
Skype ON. Calling Duty.
No Xbox, game.
Game on USER. We have also updated your wife's lover challenges. He's on his way to your house. Would you like to see him via Bing Maps?
Yes, Xbox, show lover.
Impossible, your neighbor is too close. GET READY! Choose your class!
Xbox, class?
Dog unlocked. Would you like to play dog?
Yes, anything, please, Xbox, do something.
Loading Zombie mode.
No, no zombies, Xbox, play Destiny.
That is... tricky.
XBOOOOOX, play Destiny.
Destiny plotted. Course altered. Would you like to live?
Xbox, of course I'd like to live.
Thank you, your Live Gold subscription has been extended. You may live.
Thank GOD...
GOD is not ON right now. He is using old hardware. Would you like to send a message?