asta e compusa de mine
dinozaurii au disparut pentru ca nu-l aveau pe Chuck Norris
asta e compusa de mine
dinozaurii au disparut pentru ca nu-l aveau pe Chuck Norris
De ce in calendarul lui Chuck Norris se trece direct de la 31 martie la 2 aprilie?
Nimeni nu il pacaleste de Chuck Norris!
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In loc de picaturi de ochi, Chuck Norris foloseste sos picant.
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Chuck Norris poate sa aplaude cu o singura mana.
Geniale.
The grand canyon was not actually created by the Colorado River in millions of years, once Chuck Norris jumped from a plane and his chute didn't open. (copyright here)
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bitch, he has his own...Steven Seagal
Looool Talibanu -> Chuck Norris doesn't need a bitch, he has his own...Steven Seagal
chuck norris si-a pierdut virginitatea inaintea parintilor
Chuck Norris destroyed a German jet fighter once with his finger by yelling "BANG"!!!
There are no lesbians...only women that never met Chuck Norris.
Se spune ca lacrimile lui CN pot vindeca toate bolile, inclusiv cancerul...pacat ca nu a plans niciodata.
Chuck Norris doesn't even need to have sex. He just aims and fires.
Every time Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks someone or something, every woman within a 100-mile radius instantaneously becomes pregnant
-Once,Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so fast,that his foot traveled through time and hit himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.They made him blink....once.
-Chuck Norris didn't like the way that a donkey starred at him,so he roundhouse kicked it in the face.Now that animal is known as a giraffe.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Tare astaOriginally Posted by RonanN1
Soarele nu-l topeste pe chuck norris ,el topeste soarele(facuta de mine la ora de fizica)
...video joke!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
"Laurentiu: Film cu Chuck Norris la TV
Laurentiu:
Laurentiu: Imi e frica sa schimb programul sa nu il supar pe Chuck!"
E misto lol
Pt cine stie MTG
Inventata acum:
Chuck Norris si-a pierdut virginitatea,.
De ce doarme Chuck Norris cu lumina aprinsa ?
- pt ca intunericului ii este frica de el
De ce nu a jucat Chuck Norris in Titanic ?
- pt ca ii salva pe toti
Chuck Norris se poate masturba doar dintr-o privire.
Chuck Norris este scriitorul Bibliei.
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