nu m-am prins weriwul in fine
*And after they defeated the romanians they went to Timisoara to drink some beer
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nu m-am prins weriwul in fine
*And after they defeated the romanians they went to Timisoara to drink some beer
There it was Basescu who travel to time to get some good old wine and when he saw the germans hw invited them to GoldenS(h)prit(z)
then Base got behind the weel drunk
after Base crashed and his car broke , the Germans helped the poor guy and they gave him a brand new tank
And Base with his new tank and his hairless head felt like the god of war ready to counquer the world but the japanese imperial army gave him a Shin Shōryū-ken to cool him down.
And then Stalin camed to help the romanians defeat the nazi's
Then the nazi's summoned the lvl 60 mounts and run away
Damn, they forgot about the "Nazzi-Flying for Dumbs" tutorial...at least they have some dirty alcohol, maybe it helps. "Wait! VODKA!" The russians are desperately following the mounts..."there is a damn bottle of vodka in one of those mounts! I'm not leaving a 5 star bottle of vodka with the damn germans!"
-Stalinskaya ma ruskaia padruska-
PS: "Vodka...vodka, but where the hell is bloody mary? Oh, #:-Shere it is:evil:"
*the japanese then decided to go to Guadalcanal to eat some exotic fruits
After that,they went to Iwo-Jima to capture 2-3 flags (LOL)
But they still needed 2 more flags for the trophy/achievement (Capture 5 Flags in Iwo-Jima)
When they have 2 seconds between capturing the 5th flag and earn the achievement/trophy,they have been banned by americans for haxing.
Sa reinviem threadul
Meanwhile in Europe Hittler gets banned from XBOX Live and decides to bomb England
But first he makes a phone call the Microsoft's CEO and threatens him by saying that he will kill another 2 million jews if they don't unban him .Quote:
Originally Posted by eXistenZ
After he made that call Pedo Bear almost killed Hitler with Love...pure love...
and afther that Chuck Norris appeared and killed Pedo Bear
Si dupa aceea Mario l-a fortat pe Chuck sa se sinucida prin puterile sale spam-o-kinesis .
Then Hitler says : "You both have activated meine trap card !"
*Evil laughter*
but then Bruce Friggin LEE appeared from nowhere and saved Chuck, and left mario to die
"Italian douche always got on my nerves "IT'S-A ME!! MARIO" he deserved to die" said bruce
Now that he killed Mario, he takes his sniper riffle and goes to his balcony and starts shooting random jews for his amusement.