World War II Story (CG version)

[eXistenZ]

Am facut acest thread ca sa ne mai amuzam si noi putin,discutia va fi legata de World War II si vreau sa fie funny, voi explica cum e jocul.Eu voi incepe de exemplu asa : *23 August 1943 Hittler goes and drinks his tea. si apoi cineva va da un reply si va posta un lucru funny de genul : *Rambo jumps out of the forest and stabs him twice and the world war 2 ends,cred ca ati prins ideea si ar fi frumos sa ramana doar la World War 2 dar putem folosi si personaje moderne a si sa pastram in engleza daca se poate suna mai bine si o idee pe rand, daca ati postat asteptati sa dea reply cineva si continuati
So here i start :

*1939 - Berlin - Germany : Hittler decides to start a new World War because he is getting bored and he wants to kill some jews

[rockybt18]

1939 - Berlin - Germany : Hittler decides to start a new World War because he is getting bored and he wants to kill some jews

* and he saw that in a few days RROD it will pop out in hes Panzer720 console

[Dromoter]

*OMG they killed panzer720 .

[eXistenZ]

OMG they killed panzer720 .

*BASTARDS!! ... Later the Germans invade Poland for some beans yeaa they love beans

[nops66]

*But they don't know that SpongeBob has stolen all the beans in Poland

[super idee de topic!]

[Mika]

So they decide to go to France because they didn't like the Eiffel Tower.

[super idee ]

[IlieRazvan]

And the Eiffel Tower was stolen,when the naziz saw they star cry beacause now they like France with no Eiffel Tower soo they moved to America to destroy the Twin Towers.

[nops66]

*The operation failed because the german soldiers were on LSD and they could not find the twin towers.

[Mika]

So when the English on Ecstasy saw the Germans on LSD started shooting....because it was fun!

[eXistenZ]

Then Jesus camed and said to them : Drugs are bad M'kay?

[nops66]

*Meanwhile, the japs are destroyng the american fleet in pacific.
[sa nu deviem chiar asa rau de la povestea reala]

[trickz]

And they're having a great time while doing so for they ate german radioactive beans.

[verde]

and after that the germans played on xbox Cod: WaW

[nops66]

While tentacles were growing from their heads

[alalalt]

The japanese rejoiced, and so, tentacle porn was born.

[eXistenZ]

Then the russians got drunk and decided to go to war

[dogdan]

Then the russians got drunk and decided to go to war

but they were crushed at Kursk and they went home to play some wii music.

[Mask]

..after that,they went to play some Killzone 2

[octav]

When Dead Man Clan from Romania won they decided to attack us
P.S.: Super idee!

[weriwulf]

When Dead Man Clan from Romania won they decided to attack us

* -Hitler is now offline-