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Good news, everyone! According to a group of people who have enough money to buy ads and scatter them on billboards around the United States, the raptor is supposed to happen this Saturday, May 21, at exactly 6 p.m. in your time zone! How glorious will it be to have our dinosaur friends return from the brink of extinction to live a new life among our shopping malls, gated communities, and miniature golf courses! Woe unto those who would deny our possibly-related-to-chickens neighbors the freedom to drive a new minivan down the freeway on this special day!