Make your own sentence

[RonanN1]

I need a porn star because I hate my life

- adevărat 100%

[AndRewqp]

naspa... I Hate a dog because I'm ugly is not true

[GoodFella10]

I did a blowjob to a travesty because that's what I am

[Ovidiu]

I pissed on a bowl of cereals because I've got perfect abs

[Harilip]

I got married with a cookie jar because I’m sexy ?
lol nice
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[cristi-dinu]

I did a blowjob to your mom because i hate my life.

[Bitza]

i ****ed a robot because i was horny ...

[paunstefan]

I smoked weed with an egg because because I smoked crack ! lol

[Mihail]

I shot a clown because i smoked crack

[gabytzu16]

I pissed off a drug dealer because i`m sexy. WTF? I`m a boy!!! lol

[nops66]

I fu*ked your grandmother because i'm sexy

[FPS Marius]

I need a trevesty because I'm horny.

[Madk91]

Ahahaha nops66 esti nascut in aceeasi zi cu mine .

[angellicus]

I shot Barney the Dinosaur because I hate my life!

[andreicristian9]

I took a crap on a horse because I'm sexy...

[rZvFTW]

I need a vaccum cleaner because i'm sexy

[LeGenD]

i ran naked with a piece of **** because i stink ....buna asta

[miami]

I killed a travesty because I have perfect Abs

[daredevil]

I shot a piece of **** because i hate my life

[Devergo]

I hate a robot because I'm sexy