Subject: The Perfect Husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

**MAN**: "Hello"

**WOMAN* "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

**MAN* "Yes"

**WOMAN**: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

**MAN**: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

**WOMAN**: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008
models. I saw one I really liked."

**MAN**: "How much?"

**WOMAN**: "$290,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

**WOMAN**: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000" for it.

**MAN**: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000
if it's really a pretty good price."

**WOMAN**: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

**MAN**: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
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He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"**
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