Because he only tried it once, also, but., of course, he didn't like it! Buna asta...

Un banc care mi l-a spus un neamt zilele trecute, cand a vizitat Romania (buisness trip). O sa-l spun in engleza, pt. ca mi se pare mai funny:

A white man walks into the men's room and starts to ... Next to him there was a black man doing the same thing... The white man could't stop himself from looking on the other guy's and noticed that it was 2 or 3 times bigger... and asks him for the secret. The black man said:

- That's no secret. All you have to do is go home, take your wife and shag her like this: Quick in! Eaaaaasy out... Quick in! Eaaaaasy out... And you should be fine in no time...

The white man goes home, quickly shags his wife just like the black man said: Quick in! Eaaaaasy out... Quick in! Eaaaaasy out...

Obviously upset, his wife yells at him:
- What are hec* are you doing man? You f*ck like a black man...